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Zone load time: 24 seconds. Load complete. Your portion of the loot is 34g 1s.  *Aston dances a celebration jig!  *h4rdhurrrr sees somethin' sweet he'd like for lunch! vEYEpuurr (Talk): WTF is gray goo?  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): YEAH GG!  *Aston (Group): What, where?  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): huh? vEYEpuurr (Talk): That suckers big and mean looking!  *Aston (Group): Where is the GG?  *Aston (Talk): What viper?  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): Oh, sorry wrong window... I was saying good game to the weak sauce guild we just taught a lesson. vEYEpuurr (Talk): Srsly wtf is a GREY GOOF? it's like running right for me and I don't know the danger level icon  *Oneshot Forkills (Talk): @O#I(&$OJ@F~~~!!!!  *Aston (Talk): OH FUCK! RUN viper run! vEYEpuurr (Talk): It's vEYEpurr like viper and eye and a cat purring.I have lots of cat's eyes and a snake! :) Any pets for you?  *h4rdhurrrr winks at vEYEpuurr! Here kitty kitty...  *Aston (Shout): If you are still typing vper I can't hear you... auto-run away while wait for tele  *Aston (Shout): Do a /tell but RUN FIRST FOR FUCKS SAKE! vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): ????????????????????????????  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): WTF i can't read that Did you make your tell text pink on pink? Why? How? What is wrong with you? vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): ?????????????????????  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): Fix it! vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): ?????  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): ...  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): one sec  *Aston (Group): Good fjord, this retard is going to get himself killed by the GG and take the rest of the server down with him. Can you help stall?  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): I'm already on the boat... gotta finish round trip since I didn't manage to get that auto-path before we had to run. :(  *Aston (Group): Well... we play these games to be heros don't we? Might as well go save the world and a dumbass at the same time. :)  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): ur gonna be toast!! let her die and take the blame!  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): gl hotshot... server is gonna rape you if you get owned cause everyone will know it was you that was dumb enough to let the GG get you. No pressure. ;)  *Aston (Group): ;)  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): I'm coming back to help... if you can see me run towards me  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): and for fucks sake don't type  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): The gg is stupid easy to avoid so just don't let him hit you vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????;) vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): ???????????????????????:(??????????????????  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): SHUT THE FUCK UP UNTIL I GET THER! vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): ??  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): STOP SAYING OK!!!  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): crap you're already getting hit... gotta get aggro off you... vEYEpuurr gives you 10 silver. Attached Message: "k"  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): Ok now run towards the dock. I can slow (smartass) it down long enough fo ryou to run. vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): ???????????????  *Aston (Tell vEYEpuurr): RUN NO TYPE! JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU THE COMBO OF DOWNS GRANDPARENTS WHO HAD DOWNS BABIES AND THEN HAD YOU? vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): :~(??????????????????????????????????????????????? vEYEpuurr (Tell Aston): ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? SERVER MESSAGE: vEYEpurr Blocked. You will no longer see any private or public messages from them.  *Aston (Shout): If you message me again vipe I won't get it... I blocked you. Fuck off.  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): yeah, tell that stupid slut where to put it!  *Aston (Tell Oneshot Forekills): I need help, I think I stayed too long before running... don't think I can get out. port ready?  *Aston (Group): Wait, vipe is a girl? 80~~~~ you sure? SERVER MESSAGE: Oneshot Forkills is not online.  *Aston (Tell Oneshot Forekills): hellooo? will work if you port,cmon! think I met a girl and wanna see if I can "help her" some more! SERVER MESSAGE: Oneshot Forkills is not online.  *Aston (Group): Oneshot? guys? teleport or world explodes? ja? danke?  *Aston (Group): The alarm's giving out a warning...  *Aston (Group): Don't think I'm gonna make it on time!!!  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): port almost ready, sorry wifey came in and had to log off to help her real quick  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): gotta farm soem reagents  *h4rdhurrrr (Tell Aston): yeah, she's too new to know to hide it around here ;)  *h4rdhurrrr (Tell Aston): well at least I'm like 87.32432...% sure. might just want free shit too like all dudes pretending to be wimminz. :P  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): Ok incoming  *h4rdhurrrr (Tell Aston): hmmm... thinking more maybe i'm only 30% sure. gl!!! You begin to be teleported. Teleport activating... 0%.  *Aston (Tell h4rdhurrrr): If you weren't such a good mage I'd kick you out of the guild right now. Teleport activating... 10%.  *Aston (Tell h4rdhurrrr): I'm not sure if I hate you or your colors more.  *h4rdhurrrr (Tell Aston): mmmmmMMMMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Teleport activating... 25%.  *Aston (Tell Oneshot Forekills): oom :/ Teleport activating... 50%.  *Aston (Tell Oneshot Forekills): teleport faster faster... jesus I don't know how I'm still alive. I AM BECOME DEATH!!! Teleport activating... 75%.  *Oneshot Forekills (Tell Aston): watching the same bars look scary and cutting it close as you are :( Teleport activating... 90%. Teleport activating... 95%. Teleport activating... 96%. Teleport activating... 96%. Teleport activating... 97%. Accomplishment Reached: "Goofbusted" +100acc Teleport activating... 98%. Teleport activating... 99%. Teleport activated! Teleport failed due to player being dead.  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): GAH!!! SO FUCKING CLOSE NO!  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): ohhhhh shit, does this mean mega server event about to start?  *Aston (Shout): FUCK! Now I'm dead and lost two hours. Thanks viperhapsyoushouldjustgiveupanddie!!!!  *Aston (Shout): Ahhhh!!! and I gotta log off RIGHT NOW for apparantly something that MUST BE SOMUCH MORE IMPORTANT!!! THANKS MOM!!! and corpse is sooooo far away cause I didn't get the chance to bind before the guild duel!!!! If I lose my shit on my corpse because the GG destroyes everything before I get back tonight I'm coming for you vipefuck. :( ProntoPepper (Shout): ltpyc  *Aston (Shout): I would tk you forever you waste if we were pvp!!!! ProntoPepper (Tell Aston): lol try... duel? ProntoPepper has challenged you! You can not accept until you respawn and reclaim your corpse.  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): Dude chill it's just a game. The guild will help you get your shit back... OVER REACT MUCH??.  *Aston (Tell Oneshot Forekills): sorry man :(  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): Strange, my wife is calling me again too?  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): ditto... ignoring her... same shit diff day amirite?  *Oneshot Forekills (Tell Aston): np, you just wanted to help> That's why you're guild leader and what makes you a badass one too. :)  *Oneshot Forekills (Tell Aston): heading out, see you tomorrow  *Oneshot Forkills (Group): Guys... my dearest is definitely scared about something, gonna go check what's up.  *Aston (Group): Sorry for loosing it guys. I'm calmer now. Just get fed up with stupid terrible players wasting my time.  *Aston (Group): Guess I'll respawn and then exit and go see what mother dearest wants, since we're all logging off it seems. later  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): cya... I saw what you did earlier, btw. ;)  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): Maybe your teacher popped a test.  *Aston (Group): har, if so then I'll know I'm in a mess  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): Just say like they used to say in the olden days... "My dog ate all my homework last night".  *Aston (Group): ehhh... if I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be alright.  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): It's alright cuz  *Aston is killed by your smeeeellllllll!  *h4rdhurrrr is chasing some taaaaiiiillllll!!!!  *h4rdhurrrr (Group): haha you dick Loading zone... vEYEpuurr (Shout): u guys see the news? |